Your New Next Door Neighbor Is Here!

It’s 3:30 PM and the local high school’s been out for an hour.  You usually notice your daughter walk through the door by now but today the only thing you hear is the a dangerous mix of giddy laughter and thumping beats from the back yard.  When you get a peek over the fence you almost fall right over it.  There on the diving board laid out like a hero sandwich is your little girl.  Panic sets in as you gaze into the sea of mustaches, bong hits, and lunchmeat she’s discovered.  Meet your next-door neighbor, Larry Dallas.

Now, with the arrival of Smoov-E’s seventh album, you too can get a glimpse into Larry’s world- possibly without sacrificing the virginity of your only daughter.  Recorded in hard-panned stereo to bring the consumer a more spacious listening experience, this album marks E’s most progressive work to date.  As usual, his in-house production is impeccable and complemented well by the strong cast of classicly trained musicians.  A night of LD wouldn’t be complete without your favorite guests, so Andre Nickatina, Dubee, Reek Daddy and many more swing through Larry’s bachelor pad for a martini and a Bea Arthur.  Your next-door neighbor has upped the ante again with a bonus DVD where you’ll find a music video for the racy teenage love ballad, “Dreamgirl”, and some of Larry’s freaks welcoming each other to the neighborhood.  No need for a house-warming gift, your new neighbor’s windows are already steamed up and the hot tub’s just right…come and knock on his door, he’ll be waiting for you.